unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 
imma eat it anyway

carcat:

forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it

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i-ran-over-oprah:

how many number 1 rules of tumblr are there even

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mrcraabs:

imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in

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dotcore:

Nintendo Still Life.by Green Locket.

unsuspecting-vans:

fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

image

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noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high, via inbox)