amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via magicul)

containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via cumfort)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via oh-my-shipper-heart-feels)

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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